1. That a certain P.S is making sure that all available work is given to her Husband without any advertisement to see who is best qualified blocking others from eating bread?
2. That things gone so bad in this country that the Labour Government is forcing all churches to pay a tax on the collection plate?
3. That Pastors and occasional preachers are summoned to a meeting with the Social Security?
4. That a certain Police station is closing its doors after 6 PM for safety reasons?
5. That disgusted travelers on the Bypass road want to know if this Government has no foresight because after 6 months after opening the road they have to dig it up to lay pipes?
6. That the word on the streets is that Government is having problems finding money to pay all those Civil Servants they sending home?
7. That sending home the over 55s is not enough and the government is begging people to go on early retirement but the economy is too bad and no one studying them?
8. That the recent spate of crime got De Abattoir so frighten he planning to tell King Liar to take back the portfolio when he finally decide to come home?
9. That King Liar is nearly one month out of the country without any explanation and people want to know what public business he did on joyrides to Switzerland and Canada?
10. That senior economists in the Ministry of Finance are asking when we will have to start paying Venezuela for the oil since the economic crisis means that money is scarce for them but none existent here?
